This is journalism to you? (rim shot)

(points to sign on BBG treehouse)

Somebody stick a freakin' fork into the BlendTec already; the meme is old/tired/dead/lame/outdated/weary/stoopit/etc.

I'd pay good money to see a batch of BlendTecs dumped into that industrial shredder that eats computers/cars/guitars.

Or, even better, BlendTec cannibalism.

Huzzah! It's about f'ing time. Let's hope all the rest follow.