La Pequeña Amy Winehouse


Trataron de forzarme ir a rehab, pero yo les dije que no, no, no. Me encantan las drogas. Link, and Previously. (OMG thx Susannah)


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#2 posted by noen , March 8, 2008 11:40 AM

NO mas, no mas por favor.

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Wow, Amy Winehouse is looking MUCH better since she cleaned herself up! I'm impressed.

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#5 posted by elNico , March 8, 2008 1:25 PM

Last time she was on BB, someone made an Amy Winehouse related comment...which was as funny as it was appropriate...meaning "very".

So is she keeping an eye on BB or are the two characters just destined to merge?

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#6 posted by Burns! , March 8, 2008 1:59 PM

Oh. my. GOD!
My head a'splode!

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does this count as aunicorn chaser

or maybe this?

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#8 posted by sloth , March 8, 2008 3:19 PM

another deposit in the wank bank.

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Sloth,

You jerked off to that video?

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the second video of this song on YT is even better (if 'better' is actually the right word to use). go la pequena prohibida!

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OK, give. This is the *real* Amy, isn't it? And that junkie we see lurching all over Perez Hilton is the impostor.

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This is why God made the internet.

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no. me. gusta.

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#14 posted by Pineiro , March 8, 2008 5:25 PM

I'm thrilled to say that she's a Chilean.
Like me.

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I was going to say that this would quickly fizzle out since La Pequena could burn through all of the messed up celebrities really quickly, but then I started thinking about how many there are, and then I got kind of sad. That is why I need a big steaming pile of unicorns, please.

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Ami, nice and bella , do not listen some jalousies jerk
KEEP DANCING
Besssssssos

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Pork sausage fingers FTW!

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This only reinforces my opinion that there is nothing, nothing at all, worse than bad drag.

And even a steampunked Unicorn who magicaly makes DRM dissappear by waving Cory's next book in the air wouldn't make up for this one.

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See!

it DOES turn your bones to dust!

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I take that back.

Actually a steampunked Unicorn who makes DRM dissappear would definitely make up for most anything I suppose.

My bad.

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oh TECHNOGIRL how you will love me. well almost..

i got the steampunk unicorn tracked down..

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or maybe this one over on flickr done by Ape Lad. Link.

probably old news since Xeni commented it. but who knows.


Huzzah!

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Andrew - put an MP3 player in that steampunk unicorn robot head and I'm yours. :)

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oh joy! i may have to just buy one and hack it together for you! :D

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Get A Room!

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#26 posted by cranguy , March 8, 2008 9:24 PM

Why hasn't David Lynch hired her yet? Do it, David. Right here, right now.

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#27 posted by morebs , March 8, 2008 9:31 PM

Wow...I can't believe I just watched all of that. I just couldn't stop watching

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That was better than a lot of Winehouse's recent performances. At least no audience members were vomited upon.

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#29 posted by morris , March 9, 2008 3:01 AM

That's the worst hangover cure in the world - I couldn't take my eyes from the video.

Unicorns please.

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i vote for a happy mutants tag

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#31 posted by mattyd Author Profile Page, March 9, 2008 5:35 AM

8:38 New York City

Just awoke from a lovely sleep and watched this video.

Now I will go back to sleep and have a nightmare.

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#32 posted by Takuan , March 9, 2008 6:08 AM

now I want a cigarette

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Ma chère Mme Jardin,

Vous étiez toute correcte. La version pygmée/chililenne/transsexuelle de Amy Winehouse est encore la plus belle.
Merci de m'avoir informée de cela.

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@ Technogirl

I disagree: there is nothing better than very "bad" drag. In very good drag, the performer is focused on the dance/performance: their actual gender is immaterial, because you are watching the execution of their routine. In consciously "bad" drag, you can see someone who has discarded the fear of what others might think of them to become who they want to be: they have looked within themselves to construct their identity, instead of to society, religion, or any other of the hundreds of forces that shape us.

Also, I think La Pequena's friend is kind of cute: I don't care that he can't dance. Now, if only I could see him without his luchador mask...

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OMG! I think La Prohibida might be La Pequena's masked friend! Look at the tattoos on La Prohibida's arms in this video, then look at "Machine's" arms in this video: don't they look the same?

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let us not provide everyone with a forum please. this is a waste of the precious internets.

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That is one messed up dude. Dwarfs should really consider other fetishes before drag queenage.

Forget unicorns. I need a theremin chaser.

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Ahh by Chocolatey Shatner, you misunderstand me. It was not so much the appearance of the little guy that I found "bad" but rather the performance. I've seen some strikingly unattractive drag queens put out some of the most enagaging song and dance around town. But this performance? Strikingly bad. Intentionally so? Perhaps, probably even and since I'm unaware of the cultural cues that might make this particularly funny to someone in a central or south American culture, I find little redeeming about it. Anyone could have done it - heck I could have done it and I am an amazingly untalented performer. And you know what ? I could have done it worse!

It was fascinating, to me at least in the way that a carnival geek is fascinating - you know it's wrong and you shouldn't watch but you just can't help yourself. It lacked the viral meme quality that the Starwars Kid, or the Angry german kid had somehow.

Actually I wish I knew more about this. What's the little guy saying during the dance? Was he intending it to be intentionally campily bad or (ouch!) trying for a real performance. Anyone know? I'm kind of curious

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I don't speak your crazy moon language!

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#40 posted by Tzctlp , March 10, 2008 9:37 AM

I know where to find freaks in the net, thank you very much.

I don't need BB telling me about it.

Why don't you stick to what you are good at and leave the freakery to somebody else?

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